Wednesday, May 21, 2008


tezuryo <3


HAHA GOD THIS CRACKED ME UP. RACYAP'S TAGBOARD :D

20 May 08, 16:04
joy: haha no lah it's not an essay. it was just some lame thing i wrote for fun. it's up on my blog hahah. go read. i think you'd go -.- and i forgot to show you on sunday! i found this wonderful smexy tezuryo soundtrack/radioplay. someone took different parts of the PoT episodes and made it into a sex soundtrack of sorts ahhaha

20 May 08, 16:19
rachel: o.o eew..for some reason i always found tezuryo kinda pedo. o.o tezufuji is WAY better!!!!

20 May 08, 16:20
rachel: but who'd wanna make a sex soundtrack of tezuryo? o.o tezufuji is still better manz. xD

20 May 08, 16:21
rachel: but i wanna hear the soundtrack anyway. OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS LARH.

20 May 08, 16:39
joy: http://www.savefile.com/files/1341483

20 May 08, 16:39
joy: haha go download. it's gooood.

20 May 08, 16:43
rachel: ...i'm telling uncle joseph you teach me to download porn...

21 May 08, 18:02
joy: OI TEZURYO IS HOT OKAY. IT'S NOT PEDO. ew tezufuji :l i like fuji. but tezuryo is seriously my PoT OTP.

21 May 08, 18:03
joy: erm. and haha of all people you tell UNCLE JOSEPH that i teach you to download porn. he'd probably just go, like, "my little niece is growing up! I'm so touched! You want more links? I have." AHHAHAHA

:DDDDD

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burned the sheets at 18:04

Monday, May 19, 2008


slicing apart those sins.


Because SOME people find in themselves the amazing ability to be utterly shameless.
Because SOME people fail to comprehend the meaning of 'example'.
Because SOME people are just absolutely idiotic like that.

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Okay, I'm sorry I sound so harsh, but really, this is just my honest opinion of what happened yesterday, though it is a second-hand account, courtesy of Brenda.

Both parents were in the wrong. Which makes it kind of tough for me, because I usually like to take a stand. Haha but I guess this just means that I get to deal double dosage, and take jabs at both parties :D

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S'S MUM

She really shouldn't have gone to insult Wee Heng. But I guess all that's going to be in here are alot of 'shouldn't have's, So I'll dispense with that.

Fine, she was a damned beeyatch for going around and insulting kids, of all people, without compunction.

Really. What sort of parent goes around, in a church of all places, and calls a kid a 'gangster'? What sort of freaking adult, let alone parent and Christian, are you being? And let's not mention that the kid is pretty sweet in his own way, if slightly rowdy occasionally.

It merely shows the supreme shallowness of the parent, and instills in the impressionable kid the belief that adults are not to be trusted, that adults will only put you down, that adults don't bother to look past your face and actions to see the real you, that adults are superficial. Which totally rings true for the parent in question, but in general?

It'd be totally sad if the world was full of people like this.

This is where the opinionated adjectives come into play.

If the fricking mother thinks that she's good enough to judge people superficially, then she should have the credentials to go with it. Why then, do I see her daughter always dressed skimpily, face caked with makeup, at the tender age of nine? It's the upbringing, and dare I say it, the genes. Which really does explain the extremity of the girl's selfishness, pettiness, superficiality and vanity.

And no way in hell is she pretty. Passable, but not pretty.

It's not that I'm saying everything's all fine and dandy if she's pretty, but it does mean that there's a more plausible reason to her snottiness if she were pretty. Which so happens, she is NOT.

And even if she were pretty, in the core of the hearts of people, beauty counts for naught. It's the trueness of heart, the magnanimosity and generosity, the encompassing attitude that people are drawn towards.

Not a heavily made-up face, with blue eyeliner thick enough to paint a damned whale. Not scraps of cloth, barely enough to cover the bare essentials. Okay, maybe that was somewhat of an exaggeration, but it makes my point.

Let's not even go into the nitty-gritty details about how her daughter beat someone up. All in the name of fine upbringing, I suppose. The skills one teaches one's daughter in preparation for future beauty-queen career?

And I'd just like to add: I absolutely abhor the way the bloody freaking assshit of a mother enjoys staring down her nose at us. As if we're below her, and not worthy of her interest! No wonder your daughter reeks of this holier-than-thou air all the time. What am I to expect? Like mother, like daughter.

I'm sorry I missed the show where you totally messed yourself up.

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C'S DAD

Obviously, it was wrong to go and scold the kid. Even though the kid probably did deserve it, in my opinion. Actually, even if the kid didn't deserve to be scolded for the particular issue in question, she sure did deserve to be taken down a peg or two. Or twenty thousand.

Still. It shows, once again, the shallowness of human nature. To pick a fight with a defenceless kid, who obviously has nothing going for her in the face of an irate adult man, merely shows the caveman-like desire to intimidate the kid into meek submission.

Subjugation of females is already a hot debating topic, when the terrorizing of girls comes into play, the debating arena is going to become a bloody warfield, with rampaging horses, blaring trumpets and all.

That, in turn, shows extreme ignorance on the part of the adult. To not predict the actions of both the kid and said kid's mother was sheer stupidity. Sheesh.

Obviously, it would stand to reason that the mother would stand up for her child, especially if said child was crying from shock/fear, no? Apparently, that very evident fact failed to, in all it's sharpness, pierce the asinine grey matter of a certain parent. Which also makes said parent at fault, duh.

C'S MUM

And of course, if the mum hadn't stepped in to poke her sharp beakish nose where it didn't belong, the world would be at an end!

Both mothers were quarreling outside, paying no heed to the fact that they were acting like fishmongers' wives (it's an expression, no disrespect meant to fishmongers and their wives). Puh-lease. This kind of shrewish behaviour is best left to the harlots of olden days. Please, don't besmirch the name Singapore has so painstakingly built for herself.

Seeing as how they were caught up in their passionate, heated squabbling, the two crows, for lack of a more descriptive word, plainly didn't see the crowd gawping at them.

Freaking shrews. I'm surprised they didn't attack the teachers who attempted to pull them apart. Actually, maybe they did, and Brenda just spared me the gory details :/

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Meh. I think I found the side I'm standing on: C's parents.

Though it was wrong of them to retaliate the way they did, the damage they inflicted wasn't as bad as S's mum's. I'm not condoning their behaviour, but Brenda's account of how S's mum took it upon herself to label Wee Heng really just repulsed me. Does that woman have no dignity?


Frankly, I think the one who said that "I'm not coming back to this church anymore!" is S's mum.Though I doubt the real reason was because "I don't want my kid to get bullied here!" In all honesty, it was probably because reality struck then.

And she realized she had lost her composure, and consequently, all semblance of dignity she might have had. After all, this will be gossip fodder for the next couple of weeks, about how two parents fought tooth and nail with each other, like elementary kids.

Ah, the superficiality of the adult world.

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And this is where I show the picture I kop-ed from Rachel's blog :D





























HAHA I (figuratively) laughed my ass off when Rachel showed me this. Utterly brilliant xD

Hitler: the emokid.

Adolf Hitler. Did anyone bother to delve into his heart to learn more about his abusive childhood, which shaped him into the cruel dictator we all knew? He was merely a misguided child, and yet the world saw him through tainted lenses, as a heartless bigot who discriminated against Jews. No one understood him as the frightened child, who constantly shied away from Jews because of a fearful encounter with a drunken Jew at the tender age of ten, who tried to rape him.

During Hitler's reign, people lived in fear of the Nazis. Jews marked by the yellow star cursed him with all their hearts, minds and souls.

All they saw was a severe man, who imposed inexplicable rules to justify his "purging" of Germany. All they saw was a cold-blooded creature, who lived for the sole purpose of sending millions of innocent Jews to their deaths.

They never saw the iron-fisted man toss and turn in bed, in the dead of the night, subconscious battling the unforgiving memory of the drunken man's unstoppable advances. They never heard his sobbing breaths as he wailed into an empty chamber, devoid of even guards at his request. They never saw his tearstained sheets.

When Hitler committed suicide upon the ending of his reign, whispers abounded that it was to evade imprisonment, to avoid capture, being the innate coward that Hitler was. Nobody ever thought to think of Hitler's mental anguish, much like a child who had sweated blood and tears to build a sandcastle, only to have it torn down when the tide came in.

Nobody ever saw Hitler's sorrows. He was alone, the entire journey.

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HAHAHHAHHAA gosh I can't believe I wrote that xD Hitler: the misunderstood emokid :D

For anyone who did get conned, it was obviously untrue. Hahaha. Came off the top of my head, and made me feel infinitely insightful and understanding. Do I have the ability to become a psychiatrist, or do I have the ability to become a psychiatrist?

Analyzing Hitler's psych was sooo much fun, yeah.

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And...

Back to Rachel: ditch Justin, please. The post on Dahlberg's blog about sex tapes and dry humping positively traumatized me for life. If Justin ever becomes my cousin-in-law, I will never be able to look at him with a straight face :X

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burned the sheets at 23:50

Thursday, May 8, 2008


insanitarium.


OMG. HAHA SIN'S TEZURYO RADIOPLAY (dubbed by Kaori as Rajipuri Uncut) TOTALLY CRACKED ME UP.

And got rid of my bad mood :D

I'm an easy person to cheer up, if I do say so myself XD

BUT REALLY OMG. Haha Sin's damned brilliant! I mean, shite, it totally sounded like what it was intended to sound like!

And Kia's fic that paired right along with it! sasdfghjkl;

ASDFGHJKL;'RGBKSNLM ;,

T'was damned good :D

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Haha thanks Poot, and Jiafeng.

For (kinda) cheering me up <3

I now owe Sng Jiafeng a punch :D

And I'm STILL not persuaded to write fic XD

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burned the sheets at 22:37

Friday, December 28, 2007



HAHAHHAHA. I almost died of insane laughter, when I'm supposed to be doing bloody elit.

RajiPuri (CD Daisakusen) is pure crack, where Tezuka finds Kabaji lovely, Atobe thinks his butt is his best feature (no surprise there!), Tezuka draws on Kaidoh's face as proof of their meeting, and Inui thinks the most important feature of a girl is her bowels.

Fuji'd immediately divorce if his marriage partner cheated on him, and Kaidoh'd cry. Echizen calls Yumiko gaudy, the Fudomine team apparently went to watch Nemo together and love it. Inui thinks fundoshi isn't cool. Or maybe he means Sanada wearing it isn't cool xD Atobe claims that he and Sanada are comrades if Sanada does wear fundoshi. Sasuga Tango Pair. Atobe thinks Kabaji has become prettier in the two years, and Tezuka wants to have a smiling face?! Shinji'd show his butt to a new friend. HAHAH now I seriously am unable to decide whether I prefer Rajipuri or Loveless <3

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burned the sheets at 18:51

Thursday, December 6, 2007


CRACK.


This is supposed to be a lj thing. But as of now, I absolutely hate livejournal and its damn layout thingamajig. So, yeah..

First, write down the names of 12 characters (it's best when they're all from the same fandom). Then read and answer the questions.You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.


01. Atobe Keigo
02. Tezuka Kunimitsu
03. Shiraishi Kuranosuke
04. Oshitari Yuushi
05. Sanada Genichirou
06. Yanagi Renji
07. Kirihara Akaya
08. Sengoku Kiyosumi
09. Shishido Ryou
10. Ohtori Choutarou
11. Yagyuu Hiroshi
12. Ibu Shinji



Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? (Yanagi/Yagyuu)
Nope to both. Hahah I think Yagyuu should be reserved for Niou and Niou alone xD

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Oshitari)
VERY HOT. Especially with that Kansai-ben <3

What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Ibu/Sengoku)
HAHAHHA. Shinji would probably start mumbling, maybe something like this: "I should have listened to my mother and not gone out drinking. Now it's too late for regrets. I will have to quit tennis and school, and take up a job to support my family. What will Tachibana-san say?"

Can you rec any fics about 9? (Shishido)
I would, if my brain wasn't half-dead now. SP is one of my greatest loves.

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? (Tezuka/Yanagi)
NAH-UH. Tezuka would probably just sit there, all stiff body and poker face, while Yanagi mumbles to himself about updating Tezuka's facial expression data (:

5/9 or 5/10? Why?
(Sanada/Shishido or Sanada/Ohtori)
Sanada/Shishido? Because then Shishido would be saved from throwing a hissy fit. And Choutarou, being the nice, sweet guy that he is, would just chastise himself for even thinking of how to break them up. That's just how it is :D

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? (Kirihara, Tezuka/Ibu)
Kirihara, despite being the devil incarnate, is still innocent in the ways of the flesh, and so would probably just walk right out, since the three monsters of Rikkai are apparently not there. Maybe later he'd ask his senpai-tachi on what sort of exercise Tezuka-san and the mumbling kid from Fudomine were doing, and maybe he could try it out, too?

Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic (Shiraishi/Ohtori)
Uhm.. Choutarou goes, "Shiraishi-san, you shouldn't scare Tooyama-kun like that! As a senpai and buchou, you should guide him, not make him fear you!" And then Choutarou would promptly blush in embarrassment at having chastised a senpai and someone better at tennis than he is. And Shishido would just stand behind him looking menacing, because, who upset his Choutarou?!

Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? (Atobe/Sengoku)
This is crack which I have, as of yet, not seen. So, NO.

Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic (Kirihara/Ibu)
Mumbling Salve? Nah.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Oshitari/Atobe)
Hmm.. A tearful movie marathon including Titanic? I honestly believe that although Oshitari is a hopeless romantic, with him and Atobe, he is bound to be seme xD

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash? (Kirihara)
I guess. Some MaruiHara I think.

Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? (Shiraishi)
I don't think so, especially since Shitenhouji is not one of the main schools... And no girls from there are featured. (Naturally, since only less than 10 girls are in the entire anime - that includes Rinko, Nanako and Sumire)

Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? (Tezuka/Oshitari/Sanada)
Don't think so. Ugh, sorry, but threesomes do not sit well with me ):

What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion? (Ohtori)
Shishido-san!

If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? (Sengoku)
Can't think of any now, but something to do with luck? Or maybe girls, since Sengoku's a skirt-chaser xD

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? (Atobe/Yanagi/Ibu)
Overdose of crack? Again, threesomes - Ugh.

What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Tezuka/Ohtori)
Tezuka? Picking someone up? NO WAY. Hahah but I'd love to see someone write this!

When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Sanada)
Today. Can't remember whose though x( But I know it was about Sanada and Yukimura, and Yukimura joking about dying in 6 months or something...

What's 6's super-secret kink? (Yanagi)
Datamen throwing away their data xDDD

Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? (Yagyuu/Shishido)
Maybe. But both would definitely have to be dead drunk. Unless... it's not really Yagyuu, but Niou impersonating Yagyuu, then Niou might be just up to his usual mischief. But either way, Shishido would have to be knocked out-drunk before consenting to cheating on his Choutarou.

If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? (Shiraishi/Kirihara)
Definitely Kirihara. Otherwise, he might just go into devil-eye mode.

"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Atobe and Shishido are in a happy relationship until Shishido suddenly runs off with Oshitari. Atobe, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Yagyuu and a brief, unhappy affair with Ibu, then follows the wise advice of Sanada and finds true love with Shiraishi.

Riigght. I wonder what Shiraishi would say to Atobe's "prowess" speech though...

Title: The Quest for True Love (BLEH)
Who would read: anyone who loves crack pairings
Who should write: ANYBODY and EVERYBODY

How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? (Kirihara/Sengoku)
Uhm... okay. Then when Kirihara's feeling generous and lets Sengoku top, Sengoku'll go "Lucky!"

Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11? (Yagyuu or Yanagi)
Ooh, the intellectuals. Okay, I don't really know if Yagyuu is smart or not, but he's always struck me as brainy. Maybe it's the glasses. You think?
Anyway, I think: Yanagi. Because he's the MASTER. Besides, you never know when Yagyuu is Yagyuu and not Niou. But if it were Yagyuu Niou, maybe all his students would graduate from acting class with first class honors?

Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? (Tezuka)
SIZZLING. There's just something about that stoic face and deadpan expression. And the "Yudan sezu ni ikou" *squeal*

12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed? (Ibu, Sengoku)
To look for grip tape! Because ever since Echizen won that roll of grip tape, Ibu has been unable to find anymore. Of course it succeeds; Sengoku is lucky! Remember?

What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Sanada)
For robbery of someone's trolley cart/wheelchair because of his overprotective streak for Yukimura. Just seeing Yukimura flinch is reason enough for him to dump an elderly out of a wheelchair and take it for Seiichi's use xD

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Kirihara or Sengoku)
Sengoku, he's LUCKY! Besides, Kirihara might well be the one who'd attack you late at night. Or maybe he'd fall down the stairs of his own accord and you'd be plagued with guilt. Don't learn from An!

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