This is supposed to be a lj thing. But as of now, I absolutely hate livejournal and its damn layout thingamajig. So, yeah..
First, write down the names of 12 characters (it's best when they're all from the same fandom). Then read and answer the questions.You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
01. Atobe Keigo
02. Tezuka Kunimitsu
03. Shiraishi Kuranosuke
04. Oshitari Yuushi
05. Sanada Genichirou
06. Yanagi Renji
07. Kirihara Akaya
08. Sengoku Kiyosumi
09. Shishido Ryou
10. Ohtori Choutarou
11. Yagyuu Hiroshi
12. Ibu Shinji
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? (Yanagi/Yagyuu)
Nope to both. Hahah I think Yagyuu should be reserved for Niou and Niou alone xD
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Oshitari)
VERY HOT. Especially with that Kansai-ben <3
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Ibu/Sengoku)
HAHAHHA. Shinji would probably start mumbling, maybe something like this: "I should have listened to my mother and not gone out drinking. Now it's too late for regrets. I will have to quit tennis and school, and take up a job to support my family. What will Tachibana-san say?"
Can you rec any fics about 9? (Shishido)
I would, if my brain wasn't half-dead now. SP is one of my greatest loves.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? (Tezuka/Yanagi)
NAH-UH. Tezuka would probably just sit there, all stiff body and poker face, while Yanagi mumbles to himself about updating Tezuka's facial expression data (:
5/9 or 5/10? Why? (Sanada/Shishido or Sanada/Ohtori)
Sanada/Shishido? Because then Shishido would be saved from throwing a hissy fit. And Choutarou, being the nice, sweet guy that he is, would just chastise himself for even thinking of how to break them up. That's just how it is :D
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? (Kirihara, Tezuka/Ibu)
Kirihara, despite being the devil incarnate, is still innocent in the ways of the flesh, and so would probably just walk right out, since the three monsters of Rikkai are apparently not there. Maybe later he'd ask his senpai-tachi on what sort of exercise Tezuka-san and the mumbling kid from Fudomine were doing, and maybe he could try it out, too?
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic (Shiraishi/Ohtori)
Uhm.. Choutarou goes, "Shiraishi-san, you shouldn't scare Tooyama-kun like that! As a senpai and buchou, you should guide him, not make him fear you!" And then Choutarou would promptly blush in embarrassment at having chastised a senpai and someone better at tennis than he is. And Shishido would just stand behind him looking menacing, because, who upset his Choutarou?!
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? (Atobe/Sengoku)
This is crack which I have, as of yet, not seen. So, NO.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic (Kirihara/Ibu)
Mumbling Salve? Nah.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Oshitari/Atobe)
Hmm.. A tearful movie marathon including Titanic? I honestly believe that although Oshitari is a hopeless romantic, with him and Atobe, he is bound to be seme xD
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash? (Kirihara)
I guess. Some MaruiHara I think.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? (Shiraishi)
I don't think so, especially since Shitenhouji is not one of the main schools... And no girls from there are featured. (Naturally, since only less than 10 girls are in the entire anime - that includes Rinko, Nanako and Sumire)
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? (Tezuka/Oshitari/Sanada)
Don't think so. Ugh, sorry, but threesomes do not sit well with me ):
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion? (Ohtori)
Shishido-san!
If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? (Sengoku)
Can't think of any now, but something to do with luck? Or maybe girls, since Sengoku's a skirt-chaser xD
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? (Atobe/Yanagi/Ibu)
Overdose of crack? Again, threesomes - Ugh.
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Tezuka/Ohtori)
Tezuka? Picking someone up? NO WAY. Hahah but I'd love to see someone write this!
When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Sanada)
Today. Can't remember whose though x( But I know it was about Sanada and Yukimura, and Yukimura joking about dying in 6 months or something...
What's 6's super-secret kink? (Yanagi)
Datamen throwing away their data xDDD
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? (Yagyuu/Shishido)
Maybe. But both would definitely have to be dead drunk. Unless... it's not really Yagyuu, but Niou impersonating Yagyuu, then Niou might be just up to his usual mischief. But either way, Shishido would have to be knocked out-drunk before consenting to cheating on his Choutarou.
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? (Shiraishi/Kirihara)
Definitely Kirihara. Otherwise, he might just go into devil-eye mode.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.Atobe and Shishido are in a happy relationship until Shishido suddenly runs off with Oshitari. Atobe, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Yagyuu and a brief, unhappy affair with Ibu, then follows the wise advice of Sanada and finds true love with Shiraishi.
Riigght. I wonder what Shiraishi would say to Atobe's "prowess" speech though...
Title: The Quest for True Love (BLEH)
Who would read: anyone who loves crack pairings
Who should write: ANYBODY and EVERYBODY
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? (Kirihara/Sengoku)
Uhm... okay. Then when Kirihara's feeling generous and lets Sengoku top, Sengoku'll go "Lucky!"
Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11? (Yagyuu or Yanagi)
Ooh, the intellectuals. Okay, I don't really know if Yagyuu is smart or not, but he's always struck me as
brainy. Maybe it's the glasses. You think?
Anyway, I think: Yanagi. Because he's the MASTER. Besides, you never know when Yagyuu is Yagyuu and not Niou. But if it were
Yagyuu Niou, maybe all his students would graduate from acting class with first class honors?
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? (Tezuka)
SIZZLING. There's just something about that stoic face and deadpan expression. And the "Yudan sezu ni ikou" *squeal*
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed? (Ibu, Sengoku)
To look for grip tape! Because ever since Echizen won that roll of grip tape, Ibu has been unable to find anymore. Of course it succeeds; Sengoku is lucky! Remember?
(Sanada)
For robbery of someone's trolley cart/wheelchair because of his overprotective streak for Yukimura. Just seeing Yukimura flinch is reason enough for him to dump an elderly out of a wheelchair and take it for Seiichi's use xD
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Kirihara or Sengoku)
Sengoku, he's LUCKY! Besides, Kirihara might well be the one who'd attack you late at night. Or maybe he'd fall down the stairs of his own accord and you'd be plagued with guilt. Don't learn from An!
Labels: crack, prince of tennis
